The Bee's Knees
In an alternate universe, I am one of those very put together people who owns a wardrobe full of neutrals and can pull off an all black outfit any day of the week. But, unfortunately, that is not the universe we live in and I can’t wear an all black outfit without looking like a confused, goth middle schooler.
However, this has not stopped me from dreaming of someday owning my very own minimalistic capsule closet and today was the day that I would start. I was going to do it. I would wear the black dress and black tights and tan shoes and be chic and cool.
But that’s when I saw the bumblebee tights. And it was all downhill from there…
You can’t wear bumblebee tights without an insanely colorful necklace and red lips to match.
It’s just not right. So on went the jewelry and the bright makeup and before I knew it I was somewhere in-between Louisa Clark and the Wicked Witch of the East.
So here’s me strolling through Rittenhouse Square on my way to the yellow brick road and feeling like the bee’s knees.